Boyfriend Tracking

WHY is does this Facebook ad even exist?  And if online advertisements are really personalized to fit the user’s interests, WHY did this show up on my homepage?

I’m not really sure what this ad is even advertising.  I obviously didn’t “like” it and I also didn’t click it to get more information.  I imagine it is some kind of GPS locating, although I’m not really sure how possible that is.

I’m assuming that the only reason this showed up on my Facebook homepage is because I am a girl.  Or maybe because I’m a girl in a relationship.  But regardless, this company definitely missed their target market.

It is things like this that gives girls a bad name.  I know there are some crazies out there but we’re not all psycho girlfriends, promise.

Sky Mall

WHY does SkyMall even exist?

My mom just got back from a business trip and as my big gift she gave me the SkyMall catalog that she stole off the airplane.  I am grateful for this, however, because it has given my roommate and I endless hours of enjoyment.  The Sky Mall catalog is like a comedy of sorts.  I just can’t believe that people take SkyMall and its products seriously.

Apparently SkyMall only exists for the marketing of useless but genius ideas and for the entertainment of the masses.

The 5 Most ridiculous SkyMall Products Money Can Buy by cracked.com

The Best/Worst of SkyMall by Urlesque

Although, I did love the full-page layout dedicated to Harry Potter collectibles!

Facebook Thinks I’m Scene

This was one of ads that recently showed up on my Facebook home page.

WHY are self-shot and mirror pictures considered modeling?  WHY would anyone pay for them?  WHY is “Modeling Agency” capitalized?  WHY is this girl wearing so much eye makeup?  If only relevant ads are supposed to show up, WHY did Facebook choose this one for me?

I believe Facebook got me confused with some 13-year old scene girl who has a million friends on MySpace and is “friends” with every band because only someone that stupid would believe and/or “like” this ad.

Use Caution with you Facebook Statuses

WHY would you even be friends with your boss on Facebook?  Do you really want them to see your drunk pictures from this weekend’s work party your boss wasn’t invited to?  WHY would you post something negative about your boss?  Don’t you understand that it’s the internet and information (and insults) travels at the speed of light?

I don’t have any answers to these questions.  All I can say is that this girl is just plain idiotic and I’m glad her boss ripped her a new one.