Monopoly Violence Makes the News

I read this in the newspaper today…

WHY do people take Monopoly to that level?  WHY did someone waste their time researching and interviewing for this blurb?  WHY did this even make it to print?

As to why someone would take Monopoly to this level–because they have nothing better to do with life.  This is what happens when the unemployment rate in Michigan skyrockets.  We need more jobs in Michigan so Monopoly violence and fatalities can be reduced.